W+E+L+C+O+M+E TO STIR FRY KITTY

!Welcome to Stir-Fry Kitty!

You view & read menu, why not roundeye? For centuries, !Stir-Fry Kitty! practice art of chopstik kung-fu & stir-fry caligraphy. You roundeye, order food now! Enrich wisdom 100%! Learn efficient noodle consumption, save energy, 15%!!

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Meet chefs! Why not, inefficient roundeye?

A-ha, yes. Chef-son Kali Very skillful with the 5-blade cat-su knive! Slice fiskie 100%, moreaccidents, very dominant! Prepare tasty delights, arrangement wow! Son of Catbus, anger most surfacing, kitchen red, indecent cleaning!

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Still More! Follow down, horizontally-challenged roundeye!

A-hahah, yes! Look can be deceptful! Enter, Brenna-son, devourer of weakness, provider of seating in restaurant, total tasty, more 30% taste explosion! Son of Brennapolis-son, kin to Mewzilla, warrior of the second house of dullard, courtyard of empty catdom, pur echoes of Buddah wisdom!

A-ha! Ahahahaha-a-a-a-ahahahah!Much gratitude, good fortune & luck to strange & wise man who repaired catbus for Chef-son Kali & broke mystic stare-at-the-wall gaze of Brennapolis-son, so they may arrive to Stir-Fry Kitty restaurant!
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